me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(Source: supnikita, via sarcastic-snowflake)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain, via the-final-companion)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via the-final-companion)

verifascinating:

theseweirddreams:

We were supposed to be their shepherds

ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS TO JUST DO THIS

NONE OF THE POLITICS, DRAMA

YES DEAN AND SAM

BUT MOSTLY THIS

(via the-final-companion)

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

(Source: aciidmonkeys, via readingontheroof)

nataliedurmer:

Moriarty is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organizer of half that is evil and nearly all that is undetected in this great city. He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order.

GET TO KNOW ME MEME » [1/5] favourite characters: Jamie Moriarty

(via imjohnlocked)